here are some YO MOMMA jokes for you to tell yo momma.... dish page'll be refreshed wish new jokes of YO MOMMA series very often.... so be sure to come back... ISH SO FUNNY!!! it'll even crack yo momma!!


YO MOMMA SO FAT,

  1. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
  2. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
  3. Yo momma so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
  4. Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
  5. Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
  6. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
  7. Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
  8. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
  9. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock
  10. Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code

HAHAHAH HAHAH!!!!!!! HAHA!!!! OH~~~~MERCY!!! HAHA!!


I GOTS LOTSA YO MOMMA JOKES AS WELL AS NIGGA JOKES.... SO CHECK THEM OUTS... AIITE?? KOOZ..


  • hOw tO aNnoY sTudEntS on the first day
  • hOw tO aNnoY pRofEsSorS
  • hOw tO aNnoY rOom MatEs
  • tHe taNdeM sTorY
  • 30 things to do during  eXamS
  • fiNal eXam qUesTiOns  that would suck
  • coLleGe hAbiTs you can bring home
  • L.A. math proficiency exam
  • gEtTinG bAck @ M.I.T.


  • hOw tO oRdeR piZzA
  • yO MaMa jOkEs

    [ bAck ]