ma yuja has to...


dis ish jez ma check list of ma ideal yu ja chin goo.... ish jez ma wish to meet someone like this... some day... so far, i've met ONE person who was everything that i dreamed about... but... wat da gat ssuh.... -sigh- and it wasn't too long ago... i met her at an art supply store... i saw her... i went to buy Molly, and BOOM!!! THERE SHE WAS!!! the girl of ma dreams.... jez perfect... but i had no chance of talking to her... we were total strangers! she probably didn't even know if i was alive!! and yet, it seemed as if i've known her ma whole dam life!! hm.... anyways.... i jez wish dat i might meet someone like that again... and when i do, i will never turn ma back around and think.... 'she's too good for me...' dam! dish time, u not goin ANYwhere, babe! nun neh gguh ya!



one : be a nuna... i don't go for anyone younger... i can't... i have a very bad past memories.... haha... all the embarrisment.... 85....... haha~

two : be a fob... either an immigrant who was here within 3 years, or an international student... or a 2-seh who knows kroean very well...

three : like korean music... wut more can i say on this matter?

four : be outgoing and active... i HATE shy girls... i don't care much for gong joo's or a self-downer or a chatter box or a verbal diarhea... bottem line... i don't like quiet yujas

five : be horny at all times... heh heh heh~

six : be pa pa's girl... everyone calls me a ma ma's boi... for some REASON, and i won't B able to guarentee da satisfaction of being together 24/7...

seven : play pool well... first-timers bore me to death!! jin jja!! jang nan ani ya!!

eight : have slim body... for exotic purposes... hee hee

nine : cute face... NOT a pretty face... a cute face... for the same reason as the one above...

ten : be smart... i suck at chemistry... and math...

eleven : be playful and invigorating... someone who can cheer me up when i'm feelin down...

twelve : be sensitive... i love girls who don't hesitate to releave their abysmal inner emotions infront of anyone....

thirteen : be between '81 to '75'... fully grown eggs rules... haha... sorry... jez chokin...

fourteen : wear either really tight stuff or really baggy stuff... don't have to show too much skin...

fifteeen : have smooth hands...

sixteen : be touchy... i like hands on relationships...

seventeen : be jjang soon jin...

eighteen : hab bojogeh... i just find them cute....

nineteen : like watching movies at mahn hwa bang...

and finally... : a girl who loves me from her heart... don't like come-and-go girls (sLutz) wit relationships dat last as short as ma orgasm... haha~


~nan ee lun yuja ga jot tuh la~ ha ha~



if you think you are the rite one for me, or if you think you fit ma checklist, contact me tonight... k? i would really love to meet you... we are meant to be...

mm..... i mite sound a lil byun teh, but i'm really not... JIN JJA!! all ma friends know it!!



a lil thing about me..... as everyone knows, i hab strict parents... they don't let me go out too much aspecially after 7.... mai curfew.. 7..... so.... mai ex's wine about how i can't come out to see them and shiet.... but what could i do?? so.... you know... whatever.....


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