1. Score 1600 on the SAT.
   
2. Play the violin or piano to the level of a concert performer.
   
3. Apply to and be accepted to 27 colleges.
   
4. Have three hobbies: studying, studying, and studying.
   
5. Go to a prestigious Ivy league university and win enough scholarships to pay for it.
   
6. Love classical music and detest talking on the phone.
   
7. Become a Westinghouse, Presidential, and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.
   
8. Aspire to become a brain surgeon.
   
9. Marry an Asian American doctor and have perfect, successful children.
   
10. Love to hear stories about you parents' childhood... especially the one about walking 7 miles to school without shoes.
    
11. Burn all your baggi pants.
    
12. comb all your hair to one side.
    
13. Don't become an artist.
    

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