YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A KOREAN IF....

YOU KNOW DAT YOU'RE A KOREAN WHEN....

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GENERAL

Your friends think that you have a name tag in front of your undies ...

You're parents freak out when you're non-Asian friends come over and step on the carpet with their shoes on

Your parents think you should start dating at the age of 20

You automatically associate j for z; p for f; and realize that the w is sometimes silent (as in jazz, frank, and wood)

You always find annoying little red kimchi peppers stuck between your teeth

KOREANZ KICK SOME ASS

your mother has a short-haired, curly perm
your parents still try to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15
you ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later, they're still lecturing
you have 40lb. bag of rice in your pantry
everyone thinks you're CHINESE no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life
your parents enjoy comparing you to their friend's kids friends.. (but when you compare them to other parents, they say, "DON'T COMPARE!")
your parents say, "don't forget your heritage."
you drive mostly Japanese cars
you've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom
you've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs
piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors
your parents say, "you want a stereo?!? When I was at your age, I didn't even have shoes!"
you have 12+aunts and uncles
at expensive restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert
your parents simply cut off the green/black part of the bread and say, "Eat it anyway; it's still good"
you will most likely be taller than your parents
your parents have either made you play piano, the violin, or both
you get nothing if you do well in school, but get crapped on if you don't
when going to other people's houses, you always have to bring a gift
your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top
your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both
your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV
the furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture
you have rocks, sticks, leaves, deer antlers, and strange smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use in medicine
you own a rice cooker or two
you buy soy sauce by the gallon
your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head
your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going to school
your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so that you can grow into it and wear for years to come
you are likely to be thin and have trouble gaining weight.
your white friends always want you to say something in Korean.
your friends think you are a genius just because you know two languages and you can read and write both of them
most teachers are likely to trust you than any other kids just because you are an asian
you are probably good at math even though you don't even try
if you have a older bro or sis, you are likely to be taller than them
your mom has a bad temper (or is it just my mom??)
your teacher asks you to pronounce "Pyung Yang" or some other KOrean city while going over Korean War
you have wished your hair color was anything besides than dark black once in a while
your white friends want to learn how to curss in Korean
you(or your whole family) like free stuff no matter what they are
your parents(especially your mom) likes to yell your Korean name in public places like the mall while ten people staring at you
you are not allowed to wear shoes in your house
you are constantly being asked if you are a foreign exchange student from China.
your white friends are amazed when you make one of those origami stuff
people think all your Korean friends are related to you in some way
your parents think you are supposed to help them with house chores
when you laugh, your eyes get smaller and smaller until they disappear
Yo-Gahng used to be household word until toilet came out
your parents flip when they see you hug someone who happens to be opposite sex
Show your parents a pic of you and your best male bud, and they immediately think you guys got something going on
you have to think of an excuse after finish talking to a opposite sex friend on the phone for your parents
YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS.
you find yourself constantly lying to your parents about where you are going and who you're going with
your parents don't want you to dye your hair/wear make up/or do anything that's not natural
when you drop something, you go "egu !!" without even knowing it
Your parents are obsessive over coupons ( even when your only saving a few cents)and if they forget to bring those coupons, they will refuse to buy the item in need.
Your dad has had the same haircut ever since he was a kid.
If you're with a big group of oriental people, you're referred to as a gang.
You're idea of fun is not miniature golf or bowling ( as white people would find exciting.)
At one point in your life, you were a die-hard techno fan if you are not still.
Your mom wears slippers around the house 24/7.
When you're at the supermarket, if there's a limit on the amount you can buy on a sales item, your parents make you split up to be able to by more.
When there are free samples at a supermarket, your parents make you get one no matter how long the wait is.
All white people you know make a big deal out of you being able to use chopsticks.
When you were little, you either liked a white guy or you wished that you were white.
Your parents hate it when you pluck your eyebrows.
Your parents make a big deal over you sleeping over at a friends house.
Your parents don't like it when you don't come home for supper.

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GIRLS

u like H.O.T (high five of teenagers)

When u were little, u had 2-acres of bangs

u Freekin carry a agenda with 500000000000 sticker pics

U call people 언니/오빠 (uhnni/oppa) when u want something in that annoying whiney voice .. & they`re only like, ONE hour older than u!

You go clubbing in black: black DKNY shirt, black skirt, black thighhighs, black platforms & lastly ... black backpacks w/ cute little Korean characters that make noise pinned 2 them
You`re a gold-digger

Everwhere u go, u look like you`re ready 2 go clubbing

You wear the same exact makeup as all ur friends

You wear the same exact clothes as all ur friends

You have the same exact hairstyle as all ur friends

You make a lot of hand gestures when u talk

You refer 2 all guys @ least 1 hour older than u as "오빠 (oppa)"

You have this shrilly whiny voice that goes along with "오빠아아아아아아아~ (oppaaaahhh)"

You shave off your eyebrows & just pencil 2 thin lines in

You`re computer-illiterate

You wear 500 inch heels to compensate for your under 5ft height

No matter how skinny u are, u are still on a diet

When u go on a date, u NEVER eat (sometimes u order a Diet Coke

At parties, u always dance in BIG-ASS groups

You only go for guys w/ hElLa nice cars

You own at least 1 pair of the black "regulation clubbing pants"

You`re always at pool halls, even though u can`t even play shit

Even when it`s BUTT cold, u still seem to wear very revealing clothes

When you`re with your friends who look exactly like u, u have to stare down every other Azn girl that walks by

You smoke to lose weight

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GUYS

u hate H.O.T (high five of teenagers)

expert at street fighter 2 and on...

u look harsh cocky in sticker picz

u have Fists of Fury (hahahahahahha)

ur dad gives u beers

You`re either a goody-goody Christain boy or a kkangpeh wannabe
You`re a chain-smoker always hanging out @ clubs, cafes, pool halls, etc

You & ur homeboys wear the BYC/TRY naningoos & u think u look fresh

You`ve had a bowl haircut at one point in your life

You think you`re all hard-core if u know how to break dance

You always have to put up with the "20 questions" game when u call a girl & her parents answer ... but if you`re smart, u ask, "Um hello? Is Bob there?"

You see some girl u think is really cute, but when your friends ask u what u think of her, u say, She`s not all that"

You have 2 go 2 parties in huge groups, but once u get there - u just stand there doing nothing

At parties u live by the credo "DON`T DANCE, CHAIN SMOKE INSTEAD"

Instead of jello, u think "There`s always room 4 soju"

You were once part of a "gang" or a "crew" in your youth years

U never smile in pictures, but give that "Hey look at me, I`m the bomb" look

You think the more u drink & smoke, the more attracted girls will b 2 u

You r a master of Killer Instinct or Mortal Kombat III

You NEVER leave the mall w/out at least 1 set of digits

You must wear the choice of: Eternity, Escape, Cool Water

You`re racist

You never say "hi" verbally back 2 a girl ... either lift 1 eyebrow, nod ur chin (very cocky), or wink

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